Add ‘Monkeys With Herpes' To The List Of Horrible Things In Florida

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Add ‘Monkeys With Herpes' To The List Of Horrible Things In Florida

Oh Florida, you're by far our worst state. From drunk ladies pleasuring themselves on their arresting officers to sign language interpreters talking about pizza bear monsters, every story we hear about you makes us not want to go Florida. Also, Donald Trump spends all his time there. Basically, ever since Mia Khalifa moved back to Texas, there's no reason to set foot in Florida. If you needed another reason to avoid Florida, well, what if I told you it's teeming with monkeys infected with a deadly strain of herpes? Yes, not only are there feral monkeys running around Florida, but . . .

2018.01.12. 22:01 BY :9

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